We regret to report that Billy Bob Ray, spokesperson for this tour, was injured last night and will not be posting a story today.
Mr. Ray was injured in a bar in the Castro District of San Francisco. At the time of the incident he was working on his story Babes in Bars.
The incident occurred sometime after mid-night. He was taken to the hospital and treated from his injuries. He was released at about 3AM and returned to his hotel. He is currently recovering from scratch and bite wounds. A Hospital Spokesman said that rabies shots would not be required.
Mr. Ray has refused to gives details of the incident. He would only say This would not have happened at Brophys.
Since Mr. Ray was unable to master email, please send your well wishes to:
news@mmmsys.net. They will be delivered to him.