In a bold move to claim the title of first beauty contest of the summer organizers of contest announced the change in a quickly called news conference last night.
Organizers said that the contest would be held tonight in the normal location. The contest will be held under the stars and will require artificial lighting. Organizers said that this has not presented a problem and they have line-up 40 experienced frog-giggers to provide the lighting.
It is expected that this quick change in date will provide no problem to the contestants since they work on their outfits many months in advance. Because of the cold temperatures there will be one change. The swim suit portion will be cancelled and a long-john contest will be substituted. Organizer stressed that most of the contestants will look better in this attire.
A large crowd is expected so arrive early. In accordance this Homeland Security requirements, no container large enough to hold beer will be allow in the area. And my the way
it is April Fools Day