A friend of mine who owns a local funeral parlor confided in me recently that this is the epithet that Karl Rove wants on his headstone. Little did I know that I had the scoop long BEFORE the chick in the NY magazine broke the news. It seems that George W's Chief Advisor is an atheist. You heard correct, an atheist. His actual quote was "I'm not fortunate enough to be a person of faith". I almost fell of my Adirondack chair and dropped my freshly made margarita. So the mastermind behind the moral authority, family values, the "party of God", guns and gays, is led by a NON-BELIEVER. How funny is this?