Do you like the silly things people say when they accept their awards (like Sally Field's famous exclamation when she won best actress for "Places in the Heart," in 1985, "You like me, you like me!"), or the skin-tight, down to here, outfits women wear, or watching the glamorous and clamorous climb from their limousines and wave to the adoring crowd?

(Actually, I never saw anything wrong with what Sally said. Sorry Sally).

I'm sure you're aware the 79th Oscar show is set for next Sunday night, Feb. 25.

Not everybody will last the entire four to five hours the Oscars' mutual admiration society will be meeting, but nine out of 10 Americans will check the next day to find out who won what award.