Most people spend Saturday night playing. They socialize, they dance, they dine. I spent Saturday night, Jan. 27, at Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse. I was trying to buy the exact shade of paint I want for my bedroom wall.

This was sad. Everybody else was out having fun. Not me. I just stood around and watched as very patient store employees added endless squirts of white paint to dark brown paint.

I absolutely had to have a milk chocolate brown!

Dirt brown would not do. Wood brown was not right. It had to be MILK CHOCOLATE!!! I'm not sure I got milk chocolate, despite those poor employees' best efforts, but we'll soon find out.