I am 34 years old and my sister is 35 and neither of us have ever had a tattoo.

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Maybe and maybe not.

After 173 full body searches of East Texas women, I must report that you might be correct. However -- Have you ever had one of those nights when you drank just a little too much and can't remember how you got home?

My searches have uncovered 2 tattoos that the ladies were unware of at the time of the search.

This means that you have a 1.16% chance that you have an unknown tattoo. As a public service I will provide you an examination at no charge. I also extend the same offer to your sister.