In the Marshall News Messenger it says that Marshall is deemed to have the state's best tasting water. That is news to me because I have been coming here for years with my dogs and when I do I have to give my doggies bottled water because Marshall water gives them a loose stool.

Speak Back!

An earlier Speak Out! reported:

"I love Katie Jones' suggestion to bottle our water, now that we have the best water in the state. Just think of all the publicity we would get."

Building on Ms. Jones' suggestion, I believe the city should bottle the water and sell it as a good tasting doggie laxative. The city could make a fortune selling drugs.