The following classified ad is reported to be running in newspapers throughout South Texas.
Wanted Hunting Partner for experienced Hunter
Person must be able to move quickly and be willing to wear a flack jacket.
While not required it is desirable that the person not watch TV news. It is also a plus if the person does not like to talk. Under no circumstances should the person mention recently disclosed authorized security leaks while guns are loaded.
If interested, call 1-800-myvp-guns
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