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Reindeer Problems May Delay Christmas
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Last week we reported that the Office of Homeland Security had decided to pre-position Santa to West Texas for security reasons. We also announced that the Reindeer unions objected, sighting the change in working conditions of their contract. A National Agency tasked with monitoring conversations between people in this country and people in foreign countries has picked up disturbing information. Santa has implemented a Replacement Reindeer Program (RIP) to replace union reindeer. In an effort to save Christmas, Bill ORiley released the secret information to the press. At the request of Santa we sat on the story for one day but now have decided to release it.
Click below for the entire story.
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