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Who is coming to the Boo Benefit?
An unverified source has reported that the Office of Homeland Security(OHS) has released the attached photograph to the City of Jefferson warming them of a increased risk of skin this weekend due to warm weather and chatter on the internet. It is reported that OHS immediately notified Jefferson officials that the data they provided was unreliable and should not it trusted. It is also reported that City officials are not willing to take a chance and have ordered 2000 blankets and duck tape. These will be pre-positions, just in case of a skin attack.
Sounds like it might be good to spend Saturday in Jefferson!
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